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when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
LOOK AT THIS CRAIGSLIST LISTING
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
i always read the word polish as polish at first
wait shit
(Source: shixn)
(Source: funkysafari)
i am the crumbs in the butter
Nothing has ever described me better omg
Nothing has ever described me…butter
get out
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
(Source: drgero)
